From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
Breaking into a home late one night, a burglar was startled when he entered the living room and a voice said, "God is watching you." Looking around the room, he spotted a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room.
"What's your name?" he whispered to the parrot.
"Moses," the bird squawked back.
The burglar started laughing. "What kind of idiot names their parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird replied, "The kind of idiot who named his Rottweiler 'God.'"